Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I think prime numbers are like life. They are very logical but you could never work out the rules, even if you spent all your time thinking about them.
'course I like the guy we helped each other a LOT through times, like this one time England CAME TO MY PLACE AFTERWARDS ONLY TO KICK US, THAT ASSHOLE // Ireland
Oh you’re right, I’m sorry, I just thought I should do something because YOU WERE HELPING HIM, DUMBASSS // England
[[The Spanish Armada in Ireland : in 1588, Phillip II sent his armada to invade England. However, the spanish were defeated, and decided to head back home through the North Atlantic. Of course, they didn’t plan the violent storms that made them CRASH on the west coast of Ireland. Because of it, English government freaked out, thinking the irish who were being conquered at the time would join the spanish. Yet, when they realized the armada crashed, so Fitzwilliam just ordered that all spaniards be captured and hanged, while anyone helping them be tortured and charged as a traitor to the Crown. From England with love.]]
dear haikyuu!! fandom,
calling the characters trash isn’t funny anymore
Imagine, that for the World Cup some muggleborns leave a two-way enchanted mirror at home, so that their parents could put that mirror in front of the TV during matches. And so muggleborns gather in Great Hall at the appointed time and two assorted groups from different faculties start cheering…
more big sister Thalia forever and always amen
Muggleborns trying to figure out spells to get CDs to play without use of electronics, and once they figure out the right spell, there’s a furious swapping of CDs, and none of the purebloods can figure out what a ‘jagger moves like, this song makes no sense!’ ‘Why are you guys laughing so hard about this song? He’s singing about never giving someone up, that’s kind of sweet…”
Trying to remember an answer when taking a test
Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me